Snyder's Swansong
This is an ode to the valiant pretzel forever lost in the quicksands of Nutella a sticky brown delicious demise a sugary serenade of sweet suffocation as each cube of salt disintegrated slowly in the sinewy slime of the liquid solid darkness enveloped the crunchy carb as air bubbled out of the collapsing cavern and the struggling pretzel gave one final wave with it's disappearing arch.