Factory forced orange scented fructose floated towards me as soon as the plastic box was opened and out of sight. The foil was cool against my fingers and I wanted so badly for this to be edible, but I knew it would clash with my tastebuds. Perhaps if it were a real, fresh blood orange...dipped in melted decadent dark chocolate of a decent caliber then left to cool with grains of sugar sprinkled gingerly on top...it might be good. But this was fakery. And worse yet, once the globe was unwrapped and divested of its foil facade, the chocolate ball refused to crack apart. I hesitated to simply bite it for the anticipated sugary sting it would inflict on my incisors. I pried at it with my thumbs and pulled on it with my fingers. My blood red nails left crescent kisses on its dappled surface. It stuck to itself, safely impenetrable, a sphere of frustration. I let a hysterical giggle slip as my digits did the same. Finally, I enlisted a white plastic soldier with nubby serrated defenses...