Teacher Tales
Oblivious Spring break: Got my nails done, a keratin treatment for my hair, and my corneas sliced open so lasers could give me perfect vision. A solid week into class: Oh hey Miss …you look different. Are those new shoes? +++ Sweet "Thanks for stepping in and teaching our class this year. It was a terrible situation and you took a big challenge because I know our classes are pretty rough most days. I can honestly say we have all learned a lot more this semester than we did last semester! Thanks for teaching us!" +++ Hilarious *Student looks at class then looks at me* "How many times a day do you consider hanging yourself with your scarf?" +++ Hilarious Male student: "Man…my stomach hurt so bad today in study hall, I couldn't take it!" *Grabs abdomen* "Is this what it feels like to have a period? Aw man…I couldn't handle it." *Dramatically tumbles to the floor* +++ No Bueno Discovers after clas...