What Not to Wear
Where oh where is my What Not to Wear? Is it here is it there - I can't find it anywhere Should I wear this underwear? If I cut my hair like this Would people stop and stare? I really hate that you're not on the air Because I don't know If this is an acceptable pair Should I dare? Should I dare? Are you there What Not to Wear? Could you get Ted to cut my hair? And Carmindy to fix my skin so fair? Tell me... Does my wardrobe scare? Take me to your secret lair We can watch my footage there. Let's go shopping anywhere! Clinton can pick my clothes While I braid Stacy's hair New York City? I'd go there! SHUT UP! Am I really on the air?