Pee Dammit

I yawn

Parker barks

Parker rings the bells
I take him outside to pee

He doesn't pee

A human walks by

Man? Woman? I can't tell.

There is a ponytail and boobs.

Woman in a hoodie.

A car drives by.

Parker barks.
We go inside.

I lay down

Parker barks

Parker rings the bells

I take him outside to pee

A silver car goes by

The same ponytail human walks by

Parker eats a clump of dirt

We walk around

A different silver car goes by

The SAME ponytail hoodie human walks by

Parker sniffs the ground

He eats grass

He chases a cricket

A third silver car goes by

THE SAME PONYTAIL HOODIE HUMAN WOMAN WALKS BY

I wonder if she is a henchman for the illuminati

Or a stray "man in black"

I look for a portal or teleportation pad

I find none

Parker licks the ground

Parker doesn't pee

We go inside.