Eleven Things That Happen in Every Love It or List It Episode

1. Hilary and David walk through the homeowners current abode and David highlights how awful, dysfunctional and inadequate it is. He mostly makes the expression pictured below:


2. One person wants to love it, the other wants to list it! What a conundrum!



3. David shows them awful homes. Either they are too far away, or just total crap holes.



4. Hilary runs into "issues" and out of money. She freaks out at Eddie and confronts the couple with the fact that the bedroom/basement/kitchen is now off the list!


5. The unhappy couple slams Hilary and goes outside to talk about what a disaster this all is.


6. Suddenly, David finds a property that doesn't suck like a Hoover vacuum! Inevitably, the couple falls in love.


7. Hilary magically pulls through and creates a beautiful design in the existing home. There is a 35% chance that the couple will utter these words: "we should never have underestimated you Hilary!"


8. David says: "I have one last listing to show you - and it's yours."


9. Hilary and David bat obnoxiously scripted banter back and forth as the homeowners decide whether they want to love it or list it.


10. There is a 75% chance that they "love it."


11. You're yelling at the TV because despite the reno, the family still doesn't have enough space, and the clearly logical choice was to list it.

And there you have it, the eleven things that happen in (nearly) every Love It or List It episode. Sometimes though, the homeowners do list it. But the episode is still a disaster and you just spent an hour of your life watching it.



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