Introducing "Eternity" a New Fragrance for Men
Introducing “Eternity” a new fragrance for men (not
associated with Calvin Klein). This alluring mist is the #1 scent given to
newly married men.
The aroma is heavy, clinging and lasts forever. Hence the
fact that sales are steadily declining.
If you listen closely as you spray yourself with “Eternity”
you can almost hear your wife’s nagging voice. Close your eyes, take a deep
breath in and picture you and your spouse at 90 years old. By that time, the
beautiful aroma will linger in your wrinkles and amplify your natural scent of
despair.
You will definitely get noticed while wearing “Eternity” but
pay no mind to those beautiful women giving you “the look,” because you’re
already taken…for “Eternity.”
Do not imagine what your life could have been as a free
bachelor who doesn’t have three snotty kids clinging to your pant cuff dusted
with paper shreds from your mind-numbing job that you need to support these
four leeches.
Instead, calm yourself and take a deep whiff of “Eternity.”
It will lull you back into a submissive state that will allow you to carry on
with your pre-destined life.
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