EX-SCRUB


Introducing the best invention since the panini press: EX-SCRUB!!!

Not just any ordinary toilet bowl brush, the EX-SCRUB takes personalization to a whole new level by allowing you (the consumer) to send us a photo of your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend whose image will then be printed upon the toilet brush.

Do you have unrequited anger issues; a desire to cling to your disdain of a particular person and a healthy obsession with hygiene? Then the EX-SCRUB is perfect for you!!!

This technological breakthrough is the best way to subdue your aggression while keeping a spotless toilet bowl.

Do you feel like your ex is a piece of crap? Perfect! Then put them where they belong; in your toilet!

With every glance at your scrubber don't be surprised if you begin to grin and chuckle. The EX-SCRUB makes cleaning time fun and worth looking forward to! And if you're feeling particularly vindictive, let your bowl get extra dirty before cleaning it.

The gel that comes with EX-SCRUB comes in two scents: sterile sunflower and clean chrysanthemum. A pair of gloves is also included, just pay separate shipping and handling. Pick up the phone now and dial 1-800-EXSCRUB to order your EX-SCRUB for just $19.99.

There is a one use guarantee of our product and we will ship it to you at a moderately average speed. AND, if you call now we will throw in a roll of EX-TP, a five-ply roll of toilet paper that has the facial image of your ex on every other sheet.

Let your anger fuel your cleanliness!

Just dial 1-800-EXSCRUB and if our two employees are busy taking calls just stay on the line until you reach a representative. Our commercials can be viewed promptly at 4:25 on various channels.

CALL NOW to get your EX-SCRUB and you'll receive an additional EX-SCRUB, a pair of cleaning gloves made out of corn starch and a roll of five ply EX-TP so you can really say "Kiss My A**" to your wad of an ex. All of this for the one time fee of $19.99 plus $35.00 for shipping and handling.

CALL NOW!

*This has been an imaginary pitch by me, however, if you are a conglomerate seeking to invest in the idea, I am open to talking*

Comments

  1. EmelyJanuary 4, 2012 at 7:57 PM

    LMFAO! Loved this!

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2012 at 12:36 AM

    I think every person needs this loll thanks for sharing liz! hilarious

    -Grace

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