Awkward Turtle
Awkward Moments of My Life:
Me telling my co-worker that I hate the name of a certain blog...that she helped create the name for.
That moment when I signed the check and handed it to the (gorgeous) waiter with whom much flirting happened. And he makes a very surprised face and I realize that I forgot the tip because I was too busy talking to him.
When a co-worker comes in with a hideous piece of art to put in the office and notices that there is a single cupcake left. I explain it's for Jared who is sick today. Co-worker leaves. I realize Jared isn't coming back at all today; so I eat the cupcake. Then Co-worker returns to hang picture and comments on the lack of cupcake. And the lack of Jared.
Nearly getting run over by a guy in our parking lot and staring at him incredulously as he drives off. Then bumping into him in the break room. He immediately recognizes me (I don't recognize him) and he apologizes for nearly killing me.
The instance where you are sitting in a restaurant and the waiter jokes with you and says "there's no ice cream on the brownie...no syrup...no nuts," and you think he's serious, so you say, "what is this? Communist Russia?" And he blushes and informs you that the people in directly the next booth are Russian.
That moment you realize you've brought your lunch, snacks, drinks, silverwear...everything to work with you...except a plate.
The time when one of your co-workers disses Fort Worth...and having spent four years there...you get mad. He says Fort Worth and Dallas are snobby. And I greet that remark with..."well...Houston doesn't even have enough class to be snobby." And he doesn't care, but your other co-worker is a die-hard Houstonian.
That awkward moment when an obnoxious guy at work (painting class) says he likes you a lot and wants to take you home...whilst sitting across from his wife. And then proceeds to make penis jokes throughout class...a class that your mother is sitting in on.
Me telling my co-worker that I hate the name of a certain blog...that she helped create the name for.
That moment when I signed the check and handed it to the (gorgeous) waiter with whom much flirting happened. And he makes a very surprised face and I realize that I forgot the tip because I was too busy talking to him.
When a co-worker comes in with a hideous piece of art to put in the office and notices that there is a single cupcake left. I explain it's for Jared who is sick today. Co-worker leaves. I realize Jared isn't coming back at all today; so I eat the cupcake. Then Co-worker returns to hang picture and comments on the lack of cupcake. And the lack of Jared.
Nearly getting run over by a guy in our parking lot and staring at him incredulously as he drives off. Then bumping into him in the break room. He immediately recognizes me (I don't recognize him) and he apologizes for nearly killing me.
The instance where you are sitting in a restaurant and the waiter jokes with you and says "there's no ice cream on the brownie...no syrup...no nuts," and you think he's serious, so you say, "what is this? Communist Russia?" And he blushes and informs you that the people in directly the next booth are Russian.
That moment you realize you've brought your lunch, snacks, drinks, silverwear...everything to work with you...except a plate.
The time when one of your co-workers disses Fort Worth...and having spent four years there...you get mad. He says Fort Worth and Dallas are snobby. And I greet that remark with..."well...Houston doesn't even have enough class to be snobby." And he doesn't care, but your other co-worker is a die-hard Houstonian.
That awkward moment when an obnoxious guy at work (painting class) says he likes you a lot and wants to take you home...whilst sitting across from his wife. And then proceeds to make penis jokes throughout class...a class that your mother is sitting in on.
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