Introducing...

Introducing Depression, a new fragrance from Dash-O-Pity.

Depression is a warm, rich fragrance with undertones of musk, soil, lint, oak moss and narcissus. The mixture is also infused with rare droplets of actual tears.

With a few light mists of Depression, you will feel yourself being wrapped in the tight and uncomfortable embrace of a dark sadness.

This long-lasting scent will stay with you for days upon days and is resistant to removal. Others will immediately recognize that you are wearing Depression and are likely to comment on the intrusive smell of melancholy that is sure to take them over as well.

It is recommended that you apply Depression liberally and use with reckless abandon.

+Not intended for use in eyeballs, on small animals or large children.




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