How To Stay Awake During Class
1. Don't daydream about napping 2. Think about coffee, imagine it's wafting fragrance floating into your nostrils 3. Memorize every single object in the room 4. Write in your blog while your prof goes on his #4532 tangent 5. Pay attention (HAHAHA JK) 5. Doodle in your notebook 6. Think of ideas for novel 7. Go through schedule in mind (but don't cry aloud in class) 8. Daydream about hot man-candy 9. Mentally go over plans for world domination 10. Cling on to the idea that you SHALL eventually go to sleep 11. Cling on to the hope of graduation in May 12. Reconstruct episode of Spongebob in your mind and replay it 13. Take notes on how to use this lecture as a torture instrument if you do infact ever end up working for the FBI or CIA 14. Imagine everyone in the room in their underwear 14.1 Mentally scream and desperately try to forget what you just imagined 15. Plan future wedding Don't forget while your doing one (or all) of these things to maintain a facade of interest.