Designated Doodler

After watching the entire Stieg Larsson series, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, I feel like I'm partly fluent in Swedish. Okay, maybe not, but I thoroughly enjoyed the movies. Although it is difficult to watch hours of subtitles (since you can't take your eyes off the screen), the movies are well worth it. I find them interesting for a multitude of reasons, but before I dive into a critique, I want to address the fact that there are two versions of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Apparently, Hollywood found it necessary to remake the first movie. It stars Rooney Mara and Daniel Craig, and although I love those actors, I found it ABSURD that our country felt it necessary to remake a movie that didn't require re-making. The Swedish version of the first movie is stellar, and it would seem that the only reason it was remade in America was so that this country could cash in on it. I personally think it's a shame that we don't show more movies in their native f

I was watching an episode of Difficult People the other day and Billy Eichner gave us this gem: After seeing/hearing this statement and letting it stew for a moment, you may be asking yourself…"but Liz, is this statement accurate?" And the answer is: no shit Sherlock, of course this statement is accurate. James Spader is beyond hot. He has always been attractive and always will be. Now you may think that this is just my opinion. But it's not. It's fact. Sure you've heard that he's a very "technical" actor who balances on the thin ledge of perfection that overlooks a careening abyss of OCD and insanity…but it just adds to his allure. One could simply say he's "driven." But don't take my word for it, read this Rolling Stone article: James Spader: The Strangest Man on T.V. Aside from being a workaholic... he's damn fine, has a voice smoother than Nutella on a pancake, he has the very best lines in several stellar roles

The concrete snakes that twist in the dark Don't know the stakes or the city's heart The winding turns through light and black Down the road so far there's no going back A community of no names  A herd of strangers Moving in silence in the night A trance of stop and go Lost in the hum and vibration The elation of each green light And the yellow's anticipation Sights, sounds, sensations all blurred together I think the road goes on forever And even driving in a loop I still move forward Ending up in the same place Just another person on the road Just another car without a face

Fiercely I miss you And feel myself falling Slipping Backwards and down Tripping upside-down Until I've come right round A full circle Where desire smacks into reality And the totality of the truth Is enough to unravel me I'm falling up  in spite of gravity The depravity of my humanity Jumps out at me Weakness fraught with want I have the words but I can't let them go I have the cards but I can't let them show So I stay Above dreams but below truth The gray murky waters grow And I dwell here In the swell here Ready to burst apart with want Held together with distractions and glue But nothing, none of it will do I need you I want you And I need you to want me too

As the collegiate year kicks off for millions of students, excitement fills the air. But this exciting new adventure isn't everyone's idea of fun. For many students, especially college freshman, the year is fraught with tension, anxiety and uncertainty. Many young people have to deal with things in college that they've never had to deal with before. For example, as an only child, I never had to share a room with another human being until college. Luckily, my roommate went to bed around the same time I did and we got along. But that isn't always the case. Things you may have to deal with include: 1) Being really broke 2) Being homesick 3) Hating the food 4) Adjusting to the level of college work you have to do 5) Making friends 6) Traveling home 7) Dealing with tough roommates/suite-mates 8) Discovering the horror of communal bathrooms and Ramen noodles for three meals a day Anyway…the point is…there's a lot that you may not like about college and i

Today was a truly awful day, and if you have ever had to put a pet down, then you know how I'm feeling right now. I've had my cat since I was 9 years old. She was my best friend, my sister, my baby. And this is my first night without her. The pain is just…indescribable. Her kidneys were failing and we knew it's what we had to do, but it certainly didn't make things any easier. Since I've gone through this, I thought that I would write a post with helpful information if you're going through the same thing. Tips: Don't go alone Make sure you stay with your pet while they're putting them down - it's unbearably hard, but they're your family and it's important to be there for them Ask for the ashes Pay in advance so that you don't have to pay afterward while you're a blubbering mess REMEMBER that once they're gone, they're not gone! Your little baby is in heaven and will someday greet you when it's your turn REMEMB