Awkward Turtle
Awkward Moments of My Life: Me telling my co-worker that I hate the name of a certain blog...that she helped create the name for. That moment when I signed the check and handed it to the (gorgeous) waiter with whom much flirting happened. And he makes a very surprised face and I realize that I forgot the tip because I was too busy talking to him. When a co-worker comes in with a hideous piece of art to put in the office and notices that there is a single cupcake left. I explain it's for Jared who is sick today. Co-worker leaves. I realize Jared isn't coming back at all today; so I eat the cupcake. Then Co-worker returns to hang picture and comments on the lack of cupcake. And the lack of Jared. Nearly getting run over by a guy in our parking lot and staring at him incredulously as he drives off. Then bumping into him in the break room. He immediately recognizes me (I don't recognize him) and he apologizes for nearly killing me. The instance where you are sitting i...